The checkout woman at Safeway’s liquor store made no effort to hide her missing front teeth.” Your birthday?” she asked. “November 22, 1767” I replied, returning her smile, and holding my customer card out towards her.
“That’ll be 10 percent off with your club card, 10 percent off for the case, makes 142 Dollars and 88 cents, please. Oh, and you just won a six cent discount per gallon on your next visit to any of our Safeway gas stations. Congratulations!”… Continue Reading